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Welcome to Japan

catchymemes:

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

dzamie:

skip-supports-ships:

bellesolo:

fandom: they’re enemies here, but imagine an alternate universe where they led completely different lives in a completely different time period, met under different circumstances and had a healthy romantic relationship that made them both happy 

anti: THAT’S ABUSE, THEY’RE ENEMIES 

fandom: ………. tell me where i lost you

everytime

“Your AU isn’t canon!”

“no shit? damn, next you’re gonna tell me my fanfic isn’t the plot of an upcoming episode”

single-part:

Luffy: *is the man who staged the most infamous and successful jailbreak from the most impenetrable prison ever in the entire history of the world*

Kaido, a man who apparently never reads the newscoo: lol lock him up that’ll teach him

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

andthosearesmalleragents:

iamnotswarley:

futurebartallen:

celticpyro:

markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

gargling but with air

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i GENUINELY would like you all to look at the kakapo, this BEAUTIFUl, gorgeous, outstanding, wonderful bird…….

….and who is sadly the butt of so many jokes in the bird community, because its the worlds only flightless parrot :((((( the poor baby’s wings are too small and its too heavy to fly

BUT IT CAN CLIMB REAL GOOD!!!

i think one of my fave things about this bird tho is the fact that because the kakapo can’t fly

their feathers are actually extremely soft compared to other parrots, who need stiff feathers for flight

1 like = 1 valid, soft kakapo