Witness the power of my stand! 「FINGERS IN HIS ASS」

thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me:

immune system:

me:

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

The immune system: We’re gonna die? Not before I kill us first!

positive-memes:

Grandma is just looking out for you.

Raccoon with a pokemon plush and/or Raccoon acting like a cat? Or maybe a raccoon with a friend 😁

dailyraccoons:

reasonforconcern:

hawkeyedflame:

allow-me-to-speak:

allow-me-to-speak:

AU where everything is the same but Scar wears Adidas sweatpants

Flashback to the best edit I ever made

super didn’t notice that these were edited lmao

constantlycoveredincathair:

shrineart:

I just had a nightmare that I was two hours late for school and my dad was yelling at me about it. I woke up in a panic and remembered “Oh wait, it’s Saturday.” And laid back down, feeling the panic dissolve.

Then…ten seconds later.

“I’m 31.”

The lasting psychological effects of school are very prominent

ruki-32:

my little greenalien

dont-fear-thereaper:

thefurtrade:

tinypi:

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

VINES ARE THERAPY

imcrying

aseriouscomedian:

nordy-draws-stuff:

craptaztic:

riverdancekat:

iguanamouth:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tolkientrash:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

Author: zingay

Witness the power of my stand! 「FINGERS IN HIS ASS」

Raccoon with a pokemon plush and/or Raccoon acting like a cat? Or maybe a raccoon with a friend 😁

You better watch out

You better watch out