I hope Soylent appreciates the free rebranding I just gave them
Fun fact: soylent is illegal in Canada because it doesn’t have the legal required amount of calories to be called a meal replacement and they refuse to change what it’s called here.
You can still mail-order it from the US though, which is more than the rest of us non-North-Americans can get!
but why would you?
it’s delicious and zero-effort healthy food, what’s not to love. Perfect for breakfasts where you don’t have time to sit down and cook, eating when you’re tired or depressed and bringing as lunch to school/uni/work, even if you prefer cooked food for every meal you can cook for.
hey everyone come look at this soylent employee pretending to be an average Joe to fit in with the millennials on tumblor
i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit
freddie mercury saying ‘I think I’m bisexual’ and his fiancée immediately answering with ‘You’re gay’ is literally the epitome of the bisexual experience tho, I almost screamed in the cinema when that scene happened
Gay Hell 