true love is holding back the urge to slap your girlfriends ass while shes asleep like damn shawty might be thicc as hale but she needs her rest too u__u
[materializes next to my girlfriends bed standing exactly like this]
good day queen if youll have me id like to pick your mind for a minute and ask if you aware of exactly how thicc and how ample and how beautiful youre looking on this fine friday morning now i mean no disrespect im just inquiring abt if youre aware that a bitch is tryna feast on cake and cake only for breakfast now ms thiccums im sure youre aware of you comparison to an especially robust bowl of oatmeal but i want to go farther than that because you truly look like a intelligent young woman who just happens to have an ass that would make a lesser man quake and instead might i suggest that you allow me to beat them cheeks like a dumdum drum bc u are how they say uhhh dumdum thicc?!?
hey guys i havent known peace since this post it’s all i think about
Gay Hell 