trickeyarchangel:

PJO/HoO/ToA characters as things my younger sister has said

Percy Jackson: “I love the ocean even though I am very much aware of how easily that big blue bastard could kill me. ”

Annabeth Chase: “Talk to me once you have a better brain. ”

Grover Underwood: “LEAVE. THE. TREE. ALONE. ”

Thalia Grace: “I know it’s like 10 million degrees outside but I need to wear my leather jacket. It’s my thing, okay?! ”

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: “Can’t these hands just cooperate for a few minutes? I just want to art!”

Luke Castellan: “Shit. This was a bad idea but it’s too late to back out now.”

Jason Grace: “Take my compliment before I punch you.”

Leo Valdez: “Listen this sounds crazy but I am fifty percent sure it will work.”

Piper Mclean: “I just want to be able to make men fall to their knees at the mere sight of me, is that too much to ask?”

Hazel Levesque: “Is it really that bad to curse people?”

Frank Zhang: “I wish I was a cat. They live the good life.”

Reyna Avila Arellano Ramirez: “*deep dramatic sigh of pure suffering*”

Nico di Angelo: “I haven’t slept in three days and I haven’t died yet. That’s a new record.”

Will Solace: “If you’re bleeding that much, you’re as good as dead.”

Apollo/Lester Papadopoulos: “*high bird-like screeching*”

Meg McCaffrey: “Hurt that flower and I’m stabbing you with my shovel, bitch.”