After the new chapter I have a new theory to share with you all: the power of Britannia is contained in unfortunate hair choices.
Now, hair me out. The power of Nakaba’s bad clothing choices are legendary. But the hair has become the newest twist in NNT. Some of the most recent decisions have made many want to curl up and dye, but I think the hair-as-power theory could become permanent. But I mustache you: is the hair a bigger part of Nakaba’s tangled tale?
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So there you have it. Nakaba is clearly putting these characters in hairy situations, so he can straighten it all out with power-ups by a close shave!
While we’re at it Tarzan could get it too. White dreads and all.
hey baize do you accept criticism on your posts
he’s a british man from the 1800s, he’s probably not circumcised, and he’s been living with gorillas. it doesn’t matter what he’s packing he’s probably got some of the strongest aged dick cheese under his hood…
Gorillas are actually pretty clean animals, and a nice river bath before the great dickdown of 1892 would clear any remains dirt right up
*throws holy water on this post*
*Washes Tarzans cock (yeah, I said it) with it
My ex and i were watching that a few years ago and she absolutely ruined the whole movie for me by saying “so how bad to you think he destroyed jane’s pussy the first time because gorilla’s ain’t exactly bout that gentle lovin”
She probably had months of construction work after the first time. Probably had to build a whole new pussy from scratch
We need more discussions like this
Thank you! The Tarzan dickscourse is so important. Like did you see the size of his thighs? If the dick didn’t kill you on contact the piston power from those thighs definitely would. Have you mad and crawling around the jungle like