lenaisanerd:

something in the distance: *is there, in the distance*

my incredibly nearsighted ass w/o glasses: wow that sure is……… something

ubercharge:

dankmemesreasonforliving:

jewishcap:

pinksweet:

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

venom (2018)

sluts-for-slashers:

understuckphanuniverse:

iamblvnkness:

Credit: IG @oz_rich1

WOW

I’m w h e e z i n g

bramblepatch:

thatsdelightful:

whizzer-loses:

whizzer-loses:

today is like the wildest day. ryan reynolds is pikachu. toy story 4 trailer released. stan lee died. 16 year-old andrew feldman is appearing on broadway in dear evan hansen, which won best musical. what the fuck is happening guys what timeline are we in.

actually wait guys i figured it out.

its final pam’s birthday today.

she’s behind the chaos today.

Are you implying the Final Pam killed Stan Lee

klubbhead:

klubbhead:

kfrances:

klubbhead:

If you see this in your notes you die instantly

then why aren’t you dead, fool

Buddy I’ve been dead for years

This person just killed me 3 consecutive times

toboldlylesbian:

waitress assigned kin

futos-hat:

Friendly reminder that I love the “occupation” tabs on the touhou wiki

the-nothing-maker:

when i was a kid, i thought shonen heroes kind of overdid the “friendship is important” thing, but now that i’ve
grown up i find myself tearing up and my heart grows three sizes
sometimes when my friends call me by pet names or just do
the smallest stuff

for me like printing things and like… I’m sorry I doubted you naruto you were right all along my friends ARE my heart

bairnsidhe:

jackslenderman:

kyraneko:

neurophilosophaster:

funereal-disease:

dagny-hashtaggart:

Basically what I’m saying is “thing that moves like a distorted gif, but in meatspace” works much better than “thing with tons of tentacles” as a visual representation of cosmic horror, IMHO.

Nowadays, sure, but human depictions of cosmic ineffability are always informed by time and place. In the early days of deep-sea exploration, “thing with tons of tentacles” was the very pinnacle of “holy shit what is that”; it’s just that the symbol has aged in a way that the substance has not.

CEPHALOPODS IN 1918: horrors from the unknowable depths of blackness only made only the more horrific by animate motions suggesting a flicker of intelligence within their shapeless, fleshy coils

CEPHALOPODS IN 2018: squashy frends 🐙😍 

The Uncanny Valley migrates … 

1918

:
CEPHALOPODS

2018

:
CEPHALOPODS

Now someone run that last gif through Google deepdream…

I can only do stills, but it’s pretty eldritch:

And then this:

Becomes this: