onceler-vore-fanfic:

boomstab-papa:

vaporsloth:

thebootydiaries:

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

anxietysweat:

eightys:

personally, i like it

nezz0:

Your Friends:

Your True Friends:

durbikins:

goattrain:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

THESE

And theyre called….. oh no-

Hey baby 😉

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

Neon Groantube Evangelion

fayeswitchcraft:

*delicately blows a kiss to all the spirits in my room* please dont knock anything over i live here

iridessence:

me: I am relatively young, i think

my joints any time i move:

znivinz:

It’s time

cherryloser:

someone did that thing to me where they ask an lgbt person “how do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried ____?” and i was like “this isn’t fucking SOUP karen this is SEXUAL ATTRACTION it’s DIFFERENT”

capsicleandmetalman:

Getting teased about something you’re actually really insecure about