ourspecial:

blackfairypresident:

Y’all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. 

pissyelliott:

sincerely-mason:

zechery:

elreyputo:

surprisebitch:

trap3z3:

when you’re at a family gathering having a good time but you feel the existential crisis about to hit ya 

i’m the person who ducked

I’m the mom who didn’t do nothing

I’m the man in the vest who drove the drone into his family

I’m the drone

and i’m miss thing in the green taking the fucking drone straight to the face

tariqah:

tariqah:

If you wear shoes in my house I’ll take your shoe off and beat you with it

dankmemeuniversity:

stvrmbreaker:

just-shower-thoughts:

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

mr-tom-hiddlestoned:

delicatemv:

cinderteethe:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

Hey I’m having an aneurism

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

caitsgates:

“ugh these characters just feel like someone’s OCs :///”

buddy i have some news about all of fiction

found-bodies:

powai:

spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight

severalowls:

sadesucc:

skeledone-with-u:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

magnumpicactus:

ngl he looks like a very happy nonno in rural italy or something

That last pic looks like a renaissance painting

@sarahgrowls

The Gang.