Tumblr staff @ my blog on December 17th:
Tag: txt
Everyone: “Here’s my handles on like five different sites in case Tumblr goes down”
Me, refusing to make an account anywhere else:
Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.
*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS
Lol I forgot I have the word fuck in my url so if I get deleted i want you to know it was absolutely not fun and I hope this website eats itself from the inside out. Idk where I’ll go next but good fucking riddance to this hellhole @staff you can suck on my female presenting nipples
Things I’ve seen flagged as NSFW by Tumblr’s shitty algorithm:
- Persona Fanart
- Duck Tales comic
- Pictures of a black man smiling
- Stock photos with Slenderman comically photoshopped into the background
- A sketch of Garfield the cat
- Stained Glass concept art
- Fanart of Jesse, James, and Meowth dressed up as Team Skull
- That video of the fawn being unable to stand on wooden floors
- A picture of a Bowser Jr. plushie sitting on a couch
- TAZ fanart with the characters sitting on the beach
- TUMBLR’S OWN ANNOUNCEMENT POST
first it was no horny on main by etiquette and now it’s no horny anywhere by law
do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms
Gay Hell 