inali:

bitcherovas:

daloy-politsey:

exhighfunctioning:

daloy-politsey:

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Why isn’t it taught that abortion was perfectly legal in the US in early 1870s and it wasn’t until a Jewish doctor, who was being framed, was put on trial for manslaughter (a trial, as well as the press covering it, which was greatly tinged with antisemitism) that opened the floodgates for antiabortion crusaders which eventually led to its criminalization?

I did not know this!

Me neither, until I read this book.

Look at the notes for the name of the book if anyone else is interested.

The book is called Bad Rabbi: And Other Strange but True Stories from the Yiddish Press. By Eddy Portnoy

Other recommended books in the notes that talk about this are:

The Moral Property of Sex by Linda Gordon

Rereading Sex by Helen Horowitz

ironwoman359:

mynamesemmy:

queen-of-ancapistan:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

puddletumbles:

yellowpillowcase:

beigency:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

greythegryphon:

masculinityissofragile:

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

so ppl know

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

#justiceformatt

I’ve never seen this version before. Well, good for Matt, then. 

charlubby:

so i work at lush and the most famous person i’ve served so far is adele. one day i’m just standing there moving some bubble bars and pretending to look busy when suddenly this lady comes in with her child. i think “she looks like adele if adele didn’t wear make up” whilst i go over to greet her. she asks me what a bath bomb is. i think “hmm, she is very unexpectedly cockney, like adele.” halfway through my description of bath bombs i realise holy fuck it’s actually adele, and i end up saying “so these are bath bombs, you drop them in the water mnnnnnnand theychangecolour n fizz…..do stuff……..” and i think she realises i suddenly know who she is because she gently but firmly tells her son to pick a bomb. she gets some for herself as well. i put her through the till and i realise she looks very tired, so i don’t want to bother her, but holy fucking shit this is adele. i’ve ugly cried so many times while warbling her beautiful songs. she’s unwittingly been there through some bad times for me. i want to say something but i’m not sure what, so i fixate on her bright woolly vest and blurt out “i like your vest!” and she immediately replies, very chipper, “aw fanks it makes me look like a rare bird!” she departs and i stand there shaking while i whisper to my colleague that that was adele. this reaches the back of the shop where a birthday party for a bunch of 14 year olds is going on and my 19 year old colleague just shrieks “WHAT” at the top of his voice. all the girls clamour asking if we have security cameras to prove it actually was her and i’m like, the proof is that i have suddenly become 10 times emotionally stronger after being in her presence. i have absorbed her self love and all of my exes have crumbled into dust, dissolving away like the bath bomb she’ll be using later on that very night

nvabeach2:

Fall is nigh upon us

Remember to:

  • Drink some cider
  • Eat at least two candy corn per day
  • Sniff all of the autumn themed candles at any store you go to
  • Also while out shopping, grab a few tiny pumpkins
  • Be mindful of ghosts, when walking around a dark room at night be careful not to step on their toes
  • Eat a slice of pie, regardless of it’s filling
  • When the leaves start to turn and there is a chill in the air, go for a walk in the woods/park
  • When its cold enough to do so, take advantage of the opportunity to wear a sweater
  • Watch Halloween movies, either scary or family ones
  • Do some fall or Halloween themed art/crafts
  • Most importantly, be on your best behavior because the Great Pumpkin is watching

🍁🍂👻🍂🍁🎃🌒🌕🌘🎃🍁🍂👻🍂🍁🎃