elliewilliams:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

hedgehog1029:

iglcc:

Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver.
I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa…
So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”

mulan is definitely a princess and you can’t tell me otherwise

scrapironfloaties:

fitchersvogel:

comtessedebussy:

fuckyeahrichardiii:

whitepeopletwitter:

Two kinds of profs

You don’t understand this could easily be the same prof

Listen I am a grad student and this is the God’s own truth.

My prof was skyping into class once because he was in Turkey at the time and the other prof asked him “do you have the reading?” And he goes “no, but I"m in a country where piracy is legal.”

It often is the same prof, for a couple reasons! For one, there are often fairly stringent requirements for 100-level courses, especially with things like exams and required amounts of writing. Also, with 100-level courses, we want to catch you early and help u develop good habits.

But for advanced and grad level-courses, profs are p much left to their own devices—we’re teaching our specialties, and can p much do what we want.

Absolutely true. Teaching second and third year courses is a lot more laid back for that reason. The expectations have been set in first year, we’ve shown you what to do to succeed and we put it out there early on what needs to be done and how much help we’ll offer. The rest is up to the students. 

Upper level courses also tend to have students majoring in, or at least interested in, whatever is being taught. First years are a total crapshoot.

bluejettyy:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

teddytrumpet:

saiyanshewolf:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

squeeful:

optimysticals:

kilomonster:

lepetitdragon:

princeofbellehair:

ithelpstodream:

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has a tiny puppy named Asterix and it’s amazing.

whoever did this, thank you.

I am all about this…

What makes this even better is the photo of him with his brothers:

HOW THE FUCK IS HE THE SMALL ONE?!?!

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson and his family are why people used to fear Scandinavians. Holy Shit.

HE’S SIX FOOT NINE AND HE’S THE SMALL ONE

He is also one of the strongest men in the world

6′9″ AND IS STILL THE SHORT ONE!

Scandinavia, home of giants

cesoirvert:

lgbt-history-archive:

“JUST MARRIED,” Fernando, seated, and his husband, both members of Los Angeles’ Blue Max Motorcycle Club, get pulled over as they leave their wedding ceremony, December 1969. Photo c/o @onearchives. In the mid-twentieth century, the Blue Max Motorcycle Club, along with many other gay motorcycle clubs, provided an alternative to gay bars, which were constantly at risk of police raids and harassment. #lgbthistory #lgbtherstory #lgbttheirstory #lgbtpride #queerhistorymatters #haveprideinhistory (at Los Angeles, California)

fun fact: motorcycle clubs in the U.S. were founded and run largely by gay men who missed the homosocial camaraderie of being in the U.S. military during WWII. the lifestyle and aesthetics of those motorcycle clubs gave rise to many of the stereotypical/classic gay “looks” (leather, chaps, etc) and indeed to the gay leather scene itself (both the gay male leather/biker scene and the lesbian/dykes on bikes leather/biker scene)