melodramaticsoprano:

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

spocks-brain:

A text I never expected to receive from my mother

metalbatteryzone:

ammnontet:

corollarollover420:

ammnontet:

food that looks like it’s from a video game

tilthat:

TIL an ancient city going 18 levels underground was found with thousands of ventilation shafts and could hold up to 20,000 people with schools, markets, churches, areas for livestock, and even tombs

via reddit.com

sodapng:

sodapng:

good morning. lets get this bread

good evening. we got this bread

herssian:

gamer culture is blaming todd howard even when it’s not his game

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

turing-tested:

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes