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High school science writing: don’t EVER write in first person. Everything in science is impersonal. If you say “I” in your paper everyone will hATE you and your results will exPlodE

College science writing: so we followed species A around for several days and we found that they hate blueberries

wonderfulwlw:

indigenous people day and international lesbian day fell on the same day this year……. so i think today indigenous lesbians are especially powerful! hope you all have a great day!

gaypeopletwitter:

5779:

being a lesbian is so fucking funny because your friends who are attracted to men will be going on about how some guy is so cute or hot or whatever and you’re like yeah i understand how you could feel this way about a man in theory but then they show you a picture and you’re like WHAT IS THAT

nifigiri:

ryo-maybe:

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

bipirate:

Last night i had a dream where legolas straight up shot someone with a gun

legolas what does your scoped .50 caliber barrett m82 rifle see