Tag: pmmm

kyukyoka:

Mami: Sayaka looks down today, did something happen?

Madoka: She learned that in five billion years the sun will explode and that she’s sad because she doesn’t want to die too young.

Mami:

Mami: Did she,,

Mami: Did she really say that?

Homura: Well, Madoka, I finally made it past Walpurgis, despite your martyr nature.
Madoka: Ah, Homura! Welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable timeline!
Homura: …Yeah.
Madoka: [walks into the kitchen to see that Sayaka has turned into a witch]
Madoka: [gasp] Oh egads, the timeline is ruined! But what if… I were to make a contract and wish to revive her? Oh ho ho ho ho… delightfully divine, Madoka! [beckons to Kyubey]
Homura, walking in: Uh- Madoka!
Madoka: Homura, I was just, uh… just flexing my fingers. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Homura: Why is Kyubey staring at you, Madoka?
Madoka: Uhh… no! He isn’t staring at me, he’s just… dead! Because I killed him to show that I won’t make a contract this timeline!
Homura: Oh, okay. [leaves the kitchen]
Madoka: Whew…[begins to make a contract]
[a few moments later]
Madoka: Homura, I hope you’re ready for a good timeline, with everyone alive and also a magical girl!
Homura: I thought everyone was alive and uncontracted?
Madoka: Um, no. I meant magical girl, as in we’re all contracted, contractually obligated to survive this timeline!
Homura: You call making regular contracts “being a magical girl”?
Madoka: Yes. It’s a regional dialect!
Homura: Uh-huh… uh, what region?
Madoka: Uhh… upstate Tokyo?
Homura: Really? Well, I’m from Tokyo, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “being a magical girl” like that.
Madoka: Oh, not in Tokyo city, no, no. It’s a Kawasaki expression.
Homura: I see. [beat] You know, your current outfit looks rather similar to your outfit as a magical girl.
Madoka: Oh ho ho ho… no, regular, patented Madoka right here. Totally human.
Homura: While wearing a magical girl outfit?
Madoka: Yes.
Homura: Yeah, so you say you’re not a magical girl, despite wearing your magical girl outfit and having a contract.
Madoka: Ye- hey- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second.
Homura: Of course.
Madoka: [sees Kyubey staring at her soul gem in the kitchen as it fills with grief]
Madoka: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I’m pooped.
Homura: Yes, I should be-[sees light from Madoka’s soul gem] Good Lord, what is happening in there!?
Madoka: Aurora borealis?
Homura: Uh- aurora borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Madoka: Yes!
Homura: May I see it?
Madoka: No.
Mami, from upstairs: Madoka, you’re turning into a witch!
Madoka: No, Mami—it’s just the northern lights!
Homura: Well, Madoka, you are an odd girl, but I must say… I am madly in love with you. If you died or became a witch, I don’t know what I would do.
Mami: Madoka! Help!! Help!!!
Madoka: [nervously gives Homura a thumbs up]