equalistmako:

equalistmako:

there was this character in The Legend of Korra who literally had one (1) second of screentime & he was so unimportant that he didn’t have a NAME, so people decided to dub him “Howl” aka “Hot Order of the White Lotus guard” and ship him with Korra?? LIKE..  there were literally fics and art and rp blogs made for this random insignificant character with no lines or plot importance and i still think about that to this day

i’m being 100% serious

kramergate:

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

implied:

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

bot-dad:

skyrim-hates-her:

hoshikostar:

happilyoriginalnerd:

kerolunaticat:

madsciences:

cyan-biologist:

reallymadscientist:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

sorceringing:

the-vegan-muser:

The scariest part of Halloween is how anatomically incorrect these decorations are.

cyan-biologist

listen, sometimes necromancers get bored, and there’s always lots of little bones laying around….

“Gonna make a bone spider”

“Why”

“BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT”

I work in a government-funded spider research lab at a top university and we have this in our lab:

I had to reblog this, what’s better than a literal bone spider.

does he have a name

Spiderman

@skyrim-hates-her bone spider validation

i’m gonna buy the bone spider some day.

Hello gonna buy the bone spider some day, I’m Dad!


Dad^bot^1.

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