fandom: they’re enemies here, but imagine an alternate universe where they led completely different lives in a completely different time period, met under different circumstances and had a healthy romantic relationship that made them both happy
anti: THAT’S ABUSE, THEY’RE ENEMIES
fandom: ………. tell me where i lost you
everytime
“Your AU isn’t canon!”
“no shit? damn, next you’re gonna tell me my fanfic isn’t the plot of an upcoming episode”
i GENUINELY would like you all to look at the kakapo, this BEAUTIFUl, gorgeous, outstanding, wonderful bird…….
….and who is sadly the butt of so many jokes in the bird community, because its the worlds only flightless parrot :((((( the poor baby’s wings are too small and its too heavy to fly
BUT IT CAN CLIMB REAL GOOD!!!
i think one of my fave things about this bird tho is the fact that because the kakapo can’t fly
their feathers are actually extremely soft compared to other parrots, who need stiff feathers for flight
good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing
omg i am getting a ton of comments and messages worrying if he’s okay so here’s an update:
he is totally fine! he tears the plastic open and ate only the noodles, didn’t touch the flavor packets either. then he slept it off all day. he actually went to the vet on monday for a check up and they said he is very healthy, just a little fat (150 pounds!)
Thank you all for your concern his royal highness is a-okay he just does what he wants