dzamie:

skip-supports-ships:

bellesolo:

fandom: they’re enemies here, but imagine an alternate universe where they led completely different lives in a completely different time period, met under different circumstances and had a healthy romantic relationship that made them both happy 

anti: THAT’S ABUSE, THEY’RE ENEMIES 

fandom: ………. tell me where i lost you

everytime

“Your AU isn’t canon!”

“no shit? damn, next you’re gonna tell me my fanfic isn’t the plot of an upcoming episode”

single-part:

Luffy: *is the man who staged the most infamous and successful jailbreak from the most impenetrable prison ever in the entire history of the world*

Kaido, a man who apparently never reads the newscoo: lol lock him up that’ll teach him

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

andthosearesmalleragents:

iamnotswarley:

futurebartallen:

celticpyro:

markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

gargling but with air

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i GENUINELY would like you all to look at the kakapo, this BEAUTIFUl, gorgeous, outstanding, wonderful bird…….

….and who is sadly the butt of so many jokes in the bird community, because its the worlds only flightless parrot :((((( the poor baby’s wings are too small and its too heavy to fly

BUT IT CAN CLIMB REAL GOOD!!!

i think one of my fave things about this bird tho is the fact that because the kakapo can’t fly

their feathers are actually extremely soft compared to other parrots, who need stiff feathers for flight

1 like = 1 valid, soft kakapo

russellwilson:

russellwilson:

russellwilson:

russellwilson:

good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing

omg i am getting a ton of comments and messages worrying if he’s okay so here’s an update:

he is totally fine! he tears the plastic open and ate only the noodles, didn’t touch the flavor packets either. then he slept it off all day. he actually went to the vet on monday for a check up and they said he is very healthy, just a little fat (150 pounds!)

Thank you all for your concern his royal highness is a-okay he just does what he wants

his royal swineness……………..