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twelveclara:

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

dulect:

“so i heard you have a tumblr”

beefchoy:

normal things with creepy connotations:

stopped clocks

people accidentally speaking in unison

cold wind at night (when it’s not snowing)

seeing a light go off in a window

static in the air – everyone’s hair is standing up

slow piano music in a place that’s otherwise silent

finding something you lost a long time ago sitting in plain sight

gaypeopletwitter:

yeahiwasintheshit:

mistydawnsizemore:

Even Jesus won’t be spared.

no messiah nipples

klubbhead:

“Stop or we’ll shoot!”

tainbocuailnge:

staff is too incompetent to properly moderate their site but also too incompetent to properly kill it off so I think in the end very little will change, but just in case it all goes to shit after all you will be able to find me carving my posts into the walls of a nearby cavern

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist

graynard:

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”