childofazarath:

jumpingjacktrash:

jacknabber:

i-homeostasis:

i-homeostasis:

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

#venus has a low render distance

Someone needs to Photoshop Jon Jonzz posing in the photo stat

aseriouscomedian:

nordy-draws-stuff:

craptaztic:

riverdancekat:

iguanamouth:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tolkientrash:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

my papa johns delivery driver just got into a fight with my bus driver i wish i was fucking kidding

ok jesus christ people were recording it and everything give me a minute

ok so here i am, waiting in the lobby of my residence hall for my small pepperoni pizza, and i hear loud ass honking like incessant angry beeping so my immediate thought is oh fuck the delivery driver parked in the bus lane and i get out there and the bus driver is fucking knocking on the driver’s window screaming at her to move and i couldn’t tell what the delivery driver was saying but i realized that i needed to get that fucking pizza so that the delivery driver would drive away as soon as possible.

so i go up to the delivery driver and say yeah uhhh that’s my pizza i think and she’s like excuse me one moment and she gets out of her car and starts screaming “I AM NOT THE ONE. GET OUT THAT BUS RIGHT NOW IM GONNA FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS” (paraphrasing but still) and i am fucking panicked im looking around and there’s just a crowd of students recording this shit with me standing in the middle like booboo the fool.

the delivery driver goes up to the bus and i hear a loud fucking smack and the bus driver starts driving forward and saying she’s calling the police while the students are like “oh shit she’s about to run her over”

 the delivery driver goes to her car and opens her trunk and im thinking jesus christ it’s going to happen i am going to cause a fucking murder but instead she pulls out my pizza and says “are you (insert name)?” and i was said “Yes. uh I paid the tip online.” and she was like alright and started walking back to her car.

at that point i dont know what the fuck happened because i just took the pizza and powerwalked the fuck away but i am hoping and praying that they just fucking drove away afterwards