Author: zingay

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

girls in movies: ripping people to shreds with their teeth. traveling in swarms, protecting ancient rivers filled with treasure and danger

girls irl: swimming peacefully, might nibble you if you’re a bastard

ah fuck. it seems I’ve gotten girls and piranhas mixed up again.

redtubeyou:

officialprydonchapter:

silver-tongues-blog:

adurot:

That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate
no one pulled the damn thing in
Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint
fucking christ

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).

birthdaysongs:

brbjellyfishing:

blog-of-horribleness:

rainymeadows:

a-daks:

pukicho:

Anyways here’s a pic of a Russian diamond mining town with a hole so big it displaces the air and sucks in helicopters when flown above it.

at the bottom it’s just JK Rowling with a shovel

OH FUCK

THE MIRNY DIAMOND MINE

if you didn’t get enough of an idea of how immense it is, here’s the scale of its excavators:

here’s a better pic of it compared to the town it sits near:

and here’s it being viewed from space:

it’s the world’s largest diamond mine and it is both intriguing and terrifying

how many fuckin hours do you think it takes to drive all the way down that spiral

the earth just chillin with its pussy out and we’re in there digging for diamonds…

you in Russia getting ya ass beat and you hear one of em say “take his ass to the отверстие” wyd