Author: zingay

marvel-lous-things:

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

puncromancer:

chiqitadave:

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

mentaljen:

nights-no-mori:

courbet:

courbet:

i wonder what cr1tikal is up to

So business as usual

This implies there was a second time.

aggressionbread:

venomsbite:

*yawns*

Man, I’m really horny for some pancakes.

pukicho:

thethinktanker:

pukicho:

I got smash ultimate early, ask me anything 

Have you ever buried a loved one before their time?

Mario is IN