spoopy-soren:

xxwolfmeetstheskyxx:

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork

brownpeopleproblems:

me, living my life: chaotic stupid

dirkstriders:

hey uh. *clears throat*

homestuck is genuinely pretty good, five nights at freddie’s was scary and interesting with great lore, fortnite and minecraft are harmless, and oh baby you bet your fucking BUTTONS that undertale still slaps and always will slap wicked hot pussy

feminismandmedia:

thepeaktrans:

feminismandmedia:

nativeshroom:

ace-leafeon:

nativeshroom:

thepeaktrans:

ace-leafeon:

thepeaktrans:

ace-leafeon:

thepeaktrans:

I’m bored so how was everyone’s day?

I drank a giant hot chocolate right before getting on a train thts gonna be about a five hour long ride

I am lactose intolerant

Why is everyone who is lactose intolerant always like “fuck it” and like consumes diary products all the time

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

Fair tbh

Ppl with gluten allergy: No I can’t eat that, it’ll mess me up.

Ppl who are lactose intolerant: *emptying a gallon of milk in their mouth* I’m… a… GOD!!!!!!!

@nativeshroom well guess who’s Still Alive

High five

I’m on duty as an RA today and I’m dying because my lactose intolerant ass decided it wanted a shit ton of ice cream for dinner.

BETHANY NOOOO

My tummy. No fun