zingay

captaintriscuitbiscuit:

nishikinico:

doctordragonisback:

thatsonofamitch:

fucks sake

god dammit

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

S T O P

judedeluca:

bogleech:

bogleech:

ratsofftoya:

the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

There’s a comparison graphic

1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government

danisnotonfire-deactivated:

binches:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is

nurse-peach:

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

suicidememes:

Play that remix

kristycarla:

sir-keaton:

catchymemes:

m&m Duel

this is the modern substitute for coliseum fights and it quenches my bloodlust just as effectively

The one to rule them all.

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

Oh crap!!!!

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain