Author: zingay

igbaddiejohnboyega:

This one is driving me absolutely CRAAAZZYY n idk why

hostilemuppet:

toadprince:

toadprince:

Shoutout to the guy with the icon of that green bird guy from sonic who I kept getting into fights with in 7th grade and everytime I’d log into my alternate “youtube staff” account and ask for his password and every single time he’d give it to me and I’d delete his account and he remade like 3 times and all 3 times I did it again

If you used to have a YouTube with a Jet the Hawk icon, and if your account got stolen and deleted 3-4 times in 2008-2009, please contact me, I want to reconnect

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in Slime Rancher and some guy with an Infinity Gauntlet-esque cloak was trying to go through a portal so I shot him with water and it made the portal close and he wanted me to shoot some water at a blue stone on his cloak so the portal would open a little bit, but when he tried to jump in he ended up hitting the wall.

greekedtext:

2-face:

madamebomb:

cephalotodd:

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise 🙂

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved