What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
Author: zingay
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
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i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
They’re all deactivated. It’s like a graveyard…
“Man who put bread in toaster outraged and horrified that the bread is now toasted, blames Shifty Foreign Types”
Brexit sucks but I admit it’s a tiny bit amusing to grasp just how UNAWARE people were of what a fuck-up the idea was.
£6 is also not that much. It’s about the same as a Philadelphia transit day pass.
It costs me over £6 to get into town wtf 🙄
2018 is finally ending and we get good shit like Deltarune, smash bros and live-action Pokemon movie with Ryan Reynolds as pikachu
2019 is gonna be a good year
to everyone who reblogged this: yEAH BABEY KEEP THAT ATTITUDE UP!!!
Let 2019 be the year of redemption and good vibes!!!
i tried taking a picture on the winnie the pooh ride at disney world and this is all i got
same energy
thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives
big fucking mood
Gay Hell 