ichigotchipng:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

Hey I told my mom about the people kinning as me and she told me to tell y’all that you have to start making the car payments I owe her

This isn’t a joke I decided to explain factkin to my mom today and the first thing she asked is why they aren’t paying my bills

we may be onto something here 

alphacrone:

1. self-doubt
2. procrastination
3. sleep deprivation
4. jealousy
5. wailing (despair)
6. notebook lust
7. horrifying comma use

phan-killjoy-emo-trash:

that-emo-killjoy:

phan-killjoy-emo-trash:

hi-alex-the-ghost:

poppiesss:

theproblematicblogger:

theblackalllkio:

meanplastic:

Somebody would have to fight me

I did a group project in college once which was some 10 page analytical paper and it was me and another kid from Korea and when I started to form a plan to tackle it he put up his hand and said “no no; only me.” and then he proceeded to do the whole paper himself and got us an A.

“okay who wants to write?”

(the entire group looks at me)

oh i did that a wrote a three page story by myself because my friend forced me too and then she yelled at me for not writitng it in a way she liked 😀

Hot tip: if someone in your group does zero work because they’re being a jerk, don’t put their name on it.

But…. they might get in trouble…

Their fault. Not my problem. Should have done their work. The teacher will give them a zero on the project. It’s what they deserve.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

melsanfo:

rose-grangerweasleyisbae:

graemoon:

livingmylifeforme:

weird-ass-heaux:

muvataughtme:

sfngfreak:

yevonscribbles:

ragingwerewolfdude:

diepjun:

aflyingbrick2:

writtenbycandy:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

robotsandfrippary:

randomslasher:

catchymemes:

Artist @pet_foolery on Instagram

I’m living for this

Please submit this to Netflix.  I need this as a show so bad.

THEY POSTED ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!

Go follow @pet_foolery on Insta seriously their shit is SO good

THEY POSTED A NEW ONE!!!!

Go follow them on instagram 🌼🌼

It keeps getting better

 indeed. :0

*deep inhale* 😂😂😂😂😂

REBLOG AGAIN

😂😂 this is perfect

Always reblog lol

“Oh, look! He found one!”

This is the most die hard Slytherin/Hufflepuff friendship ever😂😂😂😂😂

Oh my god. On that last comic, the sheer panic on that third block followed by the Oh Look! He found one!. This is priceless. 

Pixie: BRUTUS OH NO U TRIPPED!

Now we won’t see how the movie ends!

Brutus: THEY ALL GO FOR CAKE

THAT IS WHY HE HAS THAT KNIFE GLOVE

FOR CUTTING THE CAKE

INTO SLICES

THEY EAT IT AND HAVE A NICE TIME

Pixie: Ah that makes sense!

tahthetrickster: