Author: zingay

im-taako-you-know-from-tv:

tadakiba:

turing-tested:

indiecup:

turing-tested:

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ‘nother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.

gudakko:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

transmedwaterdeer:

closetedguyy:

sansv0re:

closetedguyy:

gudakko:

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Weak

anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

liltimmys:

nasfera2:

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

yall wont trick me into listening to kpop

theconcealedweapon:

Police officers claim that there’s a war against them.

They’re always saying that they have a tough and dangerous job. They’re always saying that society is full of people who are out to get them. They’re always saying that a police officer’s life can be ruined by a false accusation of brutality.

But if that were true, they’d be begging to be filmed. If the police were always filmed, people would see how dangerous it is to be a police officer. Police officers would be able to defend themselves against thugs who try to kill them, because the video would prove that it’s self defense and not police brutality. Anytime a police officer is wrongly accused of brutality, they’d be able to immediately disprove the accusation.

But that’s not what happens. Police officers protest against being required to wear cameras. Police officers threaten people who film them. 

Clearly, there’s no war against police officers. Police officers want people to not know what actually happens. Police officers know that in the absence of video evidence, a police officer’s word will be taken as fact. They’re just afraid of being held accountable for once.

doodlingbookworm:

kayrowhitesyrup:

whatsnew-lgbtq:

fallingstars5683:

whatsnew-lgbtq:

whatsnew-lgbtq:

Not to get controversial or anything but can we stop with making fun of women being abused by their husbands and playing it off as ‘straight culture’

I lost 10 followers for saying we shouldnt make fun of domestic abuse victims.

can we also please stop making fun of men being abused by their wives thanks

Good addition

Can we also stop acting that domestic abuse is just a “straight” thing?

It’s literally teaching our baby gays that any same sex relationship their going into is safe and they don’t need to be worried about being abused and controlled.

Another good addition