my papa johns delivery driver just got into a fight with my bus driver i wish i was fucking kidding
ok jesus christ people were recording it and everything give me a minute
ok so here i am, waiting in the lobby of my residence hall for my small pepperoni pizza, and i hear loud ass honking like incessant angry beeping so my immediate thought is oh fuck the delivery driver parked in the bus lane and i get out there and the bus driver is fucking knocking on the driver’s window screaming at her to move and i couldn’t tell what the delivery driver was saying but i realized that i needed to get that fucking pizza so that the delivery driver would drive away as soon as possible.
so i go up to the delivery driver and say yeah uhhh that’s my pizza i think and she’s like excuse me one moment and she gets out of her car and starts screaming “I AM NOT THE ONE. GET OUT THAT BUS RIGHT NOW IM GONNA FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS” (paraphrasing but still) and i am fucking panicked im looking around and there’s just a crowd of students recording this shit with me standing in the middle like booboo the fool.
the delivery driver goes up to the bus and i hear a loud fucking smack and the bus driver starts driving forward and saying she’s calling the police while the students are like “oh shit she’s about to run her over”
the delivery driver goes to her car and opens her trunk and im thinking jesus christ it’s going to happen i am going to cause a fucking murder but instead she pulls out my pizza and says “are you (insert name)?” and i was said “Yes. uh I paid the tip online.” and she was like alright and started walking back to her car.
at that point i dont know what the fuck happened because i just took the pizza and powerwalked the fuck away but i am hoping and praying that they just fucking drove away afterwards
Gay Hell 