fandom: they’re enemies here, but imagine an alternate universe where they led completely different lives in a completely different time period, met under different circumstances and had a healthy romantic relationship that made them both happy
anti: THAT’S ABUSE, THEY’RE ENEMIES
fandom: ………. tell me where i lost you
everytime
“Your AU isn’t canon!”
“no shit? damn, next you’re gonna tell me my fanfic isn’t the plot of an upcoming episode”