wearethatoneperson:

in honor of the psat, here’s all the shit i’ve seen people do after finishing standardized tests

• one guy colored all 7 of his pencils black with a sharpie
• the same guy then proceeded to color the bottom of his stark white shoes pitch black
• one girl who braided her hair maybe 20 times
• multiple people sleeping
• a dude who went through the whole reading section in two minutes selecting random answers then passed out
• a group of guys seeing how many curse words they could mouth to each other without getting caught
• some girl who replaced the batteries in her calculator 37 times (i counted)
• two guys in the back who texted each other through their calculators
• a boy in middle school who after finishing broke all of his pencils in half until he had about 20 small useless pencils
• a girl who repeatedly tried to shoot her hair tie at the teacher (she only hit him once and he didn’t notice)
• another girl who was trying to blow the biggest bubble with her gum and ended up having to go to the bathroom because it went up her nose
• one of my friends who drew tattoos up and down both of her arms with sharpie (it didn’t come out for two weeks)
• another kid who did the same thing but on hands and legs
• a couple in the room that had a fight by mouthing words back and forth (found out after they broke up that same day)
• two guys who tried to erase their skin and the first one to bleed won

and finally

a girl who literally brought nail polish and painted her nails a lovely shade of purple after she finished