coffeeandcastiel:

librabutch:

how many times have i licked the salt lamp in my room since i got it? well that is just my own sweet and sexy secret

listen okay like my sister has one of those salt lamps thats just a bunch of those salt rocks in a basket w the light, its in her room. Its cute. Those rocks range in size from like, little bigger than a whole walnut to about the size of a tennis ball. Thats important.

The very first time her boyfriend came over and they hungout in her room, so scandalous i know, he asked if it was real salt. She said yeah and he just. Popped one in his mouth. And he kept like. Trying to eat this one large salt rock every time he came over for like.. three. Four months?

I only found out because my sister and I were hanging out in her room one day and i found this.. tiny.. salt rock. The size of a goddamn cashew. And she told me it used to be one of the bigger rocks… But he ate it. He ate one of her salt rocks from her lamp.