godsofhumanity:

Zeus: Ohhh man!

Hephaestus: What’s up?

Zeus: I’ve got this splitting headache!

Hephaestus: Do you want me to split your head open to look for the problem? *laughs*

Zeus: Wait actually? Hades yes!!!

Hephaestus: I was joking but okay.

*hephaestus splits open zeus’ skull*

Athena: *emerges*

Hephaestus: Zeus? Wtf