gallusrostromegalus:

jonphaedrus:

gallusrostromegalus:

jonphaedrus:

jonphaedrus:

today i: went to a job interview for a position i applied for from a piece of paper taped to the inside of a stall door at the library bathroom and it was with a little old lesbian psychologist and ive been hired to be her and her wife’s personal assistant

they also have two cats one of whom is VERY VERY FAT and ORANGE and has TEENY TINY EARS AND ENORMOUS EYES and he looked at her and said MRABLT and it was SO UNMELODIOUS and i LOVE HIM

pros to this job: i get paid money and also i get to see this big fat stupid orange cat and his ugly meow every single week

cons to this job: i have to get up at 8 but i dont care because BIG FAT STUPID CAT

I’m so happy for you.

update:

[caption: a fat orange and white cat short haired cat with very small ears sitting in loaf position on top of a throw pillow fallen sideways on a leather couch. his tail is just visible under his elbows and its very, very small.]

thats hobo.

I love him.

I am excited for whenever you unlock the second cat as well, and genuinely happy that you seem to have found a job that you enjoy.