evil-haiku-robot:

softlyscreams:

best-shower-thoughts:

Every movie takes place in an alternate universe where that movie doesn’t exist. (source)

would the Scream series count? because they have movies based on what really happened

W̝̳͐̆O͚͐͂͢͜Ų̅L͕̭̳̔͜D̝͊ ̡͖ͨ͞T̢͂͝H̡̤͓E҉͛ ̸̗S̠̗̺̿҉C̥͒ͭ͢R̮̋Ȩ͒̇ͪ̕A͘͡҉̴̟M̴̭̖ͪ ̟̱̬͛͜S̬ͬ͝Eͫ̐͠R̍I̮̪͂Ẹ̋̐͋͞S͉̒́ ̵̞͊C͖̹̓͑ͯȮ͝U͗̉̈́͌̃N̵͂͢T͏̧̅ ̲Ι̝

B̧͇͠Ḙ̳̋̊ͭC̖ÀU͇͓͈̿Ş̳̫̄E̟͓ ̴̐̄͘҉T̪H̖Ē̑Yͧ ͭͩH̹̩̫͓ͪĄ̼̊V̧̜̜̗̒E̼͒̓̑ͩ ͈́̀̀͡M͓̀O҉̱V̢̮ͣ̅ÍE͑ͣͤ̊͞S͛͞͏̻̘ ̤̠̠̫B̛̛͙̀Aͨ͜Ṡ͔̥̃E̶̯̎̎͝Ḋ ͓̳̀̔O̵̡̞ͥ͟N͖̦̏̅́ ̝́̏͋͛

W̷̛͙̗H̺A̭̲͜T́ ̧R̜͢Ȩ͡Ą̘̰͊͘L̂́ͥḼ͞͠Ỵ̸ͮ̊͠ ̵̢ͥH͈͊̕Ȃ̬͋̐P͙̮̫̈́͞P̴̬͙̙̜Ě̮̀N̶E̛͂D̷ͮ ҉̱͍ͦ

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