biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

deluxeloy:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

shade9001:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you

you are incredibly valid

I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.

inconveniencing people even from the grave

At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.

This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form