reasons to bring back the toga

thoodleoo:

• folds of fabric perfect for putting your phone/wallet into
• can be customized with sexy purple stripes (requires election to high public office first)
• can be worn without tunic underneath for freeing, antique tiddy-out look
• feel like making a political statement? you can wear a black toga at all times and loudly proclaim that you are mourning the death of society
• feels like being swaddled in a blanket at all times
• you will always be ready for surprise toga parties
• can easily cause scandal if you wear a shorter toga than usual, great for starting drama
• basically nobody looks sexy in it so you know nobody is going to look hotter than you