“Your Bollywood stops now”
-fellow student attempting to stop a guy fake crying when accused that he is not a girl’s brother
To make it clear, I have no idea of they’re actually siblings or not. This is just hilarious
1: Why aren’t you going back to your dorm?
2: I’M TRYING FIGURE OUT IF HE’S HER BROTHER
SAVE ME I’M CRYING
ALSO IT’S NEARLY 8PM AND WE’RE JUST IN OUR COLLEGE BUILDING DOING “WORK”
THERE’S A CROWD THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND
“What happened on her graduation?”
“I DON’T KNOW I WAS DRUNK”
“AHA”
“IT WAS MY GRADUATION TOO GOD”
“Why did you tell us you have only a younger brother?”
“You see, sometimes you have to lie, when you have a brother like this that gets drunk in graduation”
Gay Hell 