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zesty local self care 🖤

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Hey guys it’s your zesty local batmanisagatewaydrug comin at ya with a hot self-care tip. [sniffs] Uh, glam up the process of doing your pile of Depression Dishes that’s been growing over several days by doing something nice for yourself at the same time. So that way your dishes get done, your skin gets exfoliated, AND you get to have a little chuckle every time you remember that you look like you lost a fight with Stuart Semple’s blackest black paint in the world. [licks mask into mouth] ORGH [chokes]

frack THANK YOU I completely forgot to come back and do that!