bot-dad:

angelicaschuyler1780:

love-ya-to-the-moon:

i-love-you-too-my-dearest:

prettyedgyson:

i-love-you-too-my-dearest:

angelicaschuyler1780:

What schoolboards think

Girl: *shows up at school with their shoulders and/or collarbone showing*

Dudes: oh. My. God. Collarbone/shoulders. Can’t-math-

What really happens

Girl: *shows up at school with her collarbone and/or shoulders showing*

Dude: pays her no attention

School: gives girl a detention anyway

Why do school’s even think collarbones/shoulders are distracting???

Oh no

Keep me away from that

MMMM

Sexy

Shoulder

I’m sorry are my shoulders distracting you?

My sincerest apologies, boys. I was unaware it was so difficult to prevent your desire to fuck someone in the middle of class

I’m wheezing

Hello wheezing, I’m Dad!


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