glumshoe:

thehellsword:

glumshoe:

vampireapologist:

glumshoe:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

romangodfrey-s:

vampireapologist:

Hey I can’t take this many days off from work to go to all these events my group chat has scheduled can someone help me choose one

you have to go to uno 2: no one lives because youre star of that event

This is so ominous

I have to go to Naked Kill tonight st midnight or else I get killed.

yeah but you can’t NOT get huge and lumpy in the ocean with me… how can you pass that up?!

I expect to see you in 2 hours and 20 minutes. naked. and ready.

I’m ready.

Is that a Greek blade @glumshoe ?

No… it’s Sting…