juliansalec:

tag yourself as stuff my viking lit professor said:

• “what’s the fucking point of me being a good person if bad things are going to happen?”
• “game of thrones has seven kingdoms!! it’s a play on old england, and all George did was add some dragons”
• “holy shit im in trouble”
• “he was the son of a half giant or whatever”
• “ my aunt bought my mom a Christmas present that she didn’t want so she was angry and never said anything and it goes on for decades”
• “if you do that you’re going to get killed” “yeah but I want to so it’s okay”
• “Id like to serve you the way you deserve you mother fucker”
• “He throws up right on someone’s face and it’s very rude because he could have just gone outside”
• “Loki? No what’s his name. Tom Hiddleston.”
• “99 percent of people killing each other in the Middle Ages has to do with grazing sheep"
• “it’s one of those weird old man fantasies”
• “Hit him in the face and then give the money to someone else”
• “I’ll give you money if you take my side but if you don’t I’ll cut off your head”
• “The saint looks down from heaven and says “well fuck that guy”, and all of a sudden the guy accidentally decapitates himself”
• “fucking king lear”
• “She sits on her bed and then she fucking dies”
• “Maybe he just threw a blanket over his head and sat down and ignored everyone”
• “I want to go make money in Norway” “Don’t do it” “Wait for me for three years” “Nope”
• “They tell you to stop being a Christian and you say no and then they cook you on a grill”
• “Here are the blood stained clothes of your father you dicks”
• “He didn’t want to have them over for dinner! He didn’t want to see them ever again!But you know there’s like 5 people in the whole country”
• “This may be a boring class. I hope so”
• “There’s two ways of doing this; excruciatingly slow or so fast you all freak out.”
• “eating Halloween candy only comes to an end in like December”
• *reading an old English text* “the blood thirsty jews…what a beautiful sentiment”
• “the sword bearer? He’s just a guy who carries Edmunds sword. Kings have a lot of shit”
• “He pulls his teeth out with pliers and became the patron saint of dentists”
• “nobody gave a shit before the 1800s”
• “seafaring sucks, it’s not like moana”
• “warrior culture is dying for glory”
• “game of thrones is my only source”