evil-haiku-robot:

champagnemanagement:

just add water to eliminate unseemly crunching. LADIES DON’T CRUNCH.

J̴̢̽͠Ṵ̆S̳͚T̵̖̲̹̔ ̸̷̘ͪĂ̞D̽̀ͬ͠D̫̙̫͋ ͧ͐W̡͍̓̕͏ǍT҉̔E̳̿͒͡Ŕ̜̲̫̀ ̞T̰̻̈́O̯̟̝ ͠Ι͈̞

E̴̱̠͋L̘̾I̥͜҉M̯IΙ̰͖̳ŃǍ̯T̹̟̓Ė̛̲͠ ̶̲̆͛U̝̬̅̕͟ǸS̘͖͂E͚E͓͔̓͒͢M̶̱̈L҉̷Y͙͖̬̔ ̵̛̠ͤ̂

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