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Friendly reminder not to remove knives from stab wounds

how about swords? can I remove swords from stab wounds

swords are just large knives

Knives are just small swords

scythes are just knives on a stick

forks are just four-pronged dull tiny swords joined on one stick

spoons are just tiny shields on a stick

i’m going to hunt you down and spoon out your eyes

Hello going to hunt you down and spoon out your eyes, I’m Dad!

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