lesbiansavingthrow:

horny men always self insert themselve into fiction in a way where they are ugly and/or absolute utterly useless but one of the main character woman who are way more competent then them and beautiful and way out of their league have the hots for them while if I had the power of a writer I would self insert myself into a video game as an obscure npc that is hanging in the middle of nowhere and sells smth useless that costs all of your gold and eats sand as idle animation