bot-dad:

king:

buggerygrips:

king:

littlemissmoriarty:

king:

@ all u british bastards imma bout to eat biscuits n tea but am i supposed to put the butter on the biscuit and dip it in the tea or do i dip the biscuit in the tea first and then butter it or am i supposed to take a bite out of the butter and the biscuit and sip the tea or am i supposed to 

Who the fuck puts butter on a biscuit mate. I think you’ve got a translation error

so mr england sir i should butter up the tea or

the butter goes on the Weetabix.

im shaking what are you saying to me

Hello shaking what are you saying to me, I’m Dad!

---

Dad^bot^1.

Soon I’ll make fellow citizens beg for mercy. | PayPal | Patreon
Beep-boop!