evil-haiku-robot:

steve-the-duck:

toto-the-cactus:

steve-the-duck:

toto-the-cactus:

steve-the-duck:

toto-the-cactus:

steve-the-duck:

toto-the-cactus:

steve-the-duck:

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Shut it! I fucking love you and you better prepare that ass for my aggressive love!

This was unexpected but I’m not complaining

Donald has a fat ass

I panicked for a moment when I read that notification without the context of the post

Donald has a fat ass

Is this what you were expecting Toto-tan~?

Or should I say, is this what you were hoping for?

This will be by default my reaction with you… and it isn’t even 4:00 in the morning

I mean, that almost sounds like a challenge to do worse. I can do worse.

I̙ ͔ͦ͠M̘͠Ȩ̸͛A҉N̢͝ ̧͌T͎͈͓H̶À̠ͤT͈̿́͗̕ ̴̩̕͠A͗̕͟L̸̷̳̾M̢̈́O̟̫̿ͭͪS͕̭͙̘̆T̆ ̡̥

S̮̬ͫO͇͛Ι͜U͍̙̜ͣǸD̵̫͞S̢ ̮͖L̵̤͗͡͝I̝̿̋Ḳ̛̩ͥ͝E҉̵͊ͨ͢ ̙̅ͪ͠A̅ ̒͒C̡H̖ͧÁ̧͌̕L̢͠Ι̻L̨̫E͏̨N̨͊̎G̪̝̬̎Ë́̏ ̸͊T̵̤͒ͧȮ͖̭̀̕ ̣D̘͓̱̹O̴̘ ̬͏͒

W͔͂O̡̡̍R̴̲͒͜S̬E̩ͫ͌ ̩͐I̪̩ ̖͘C͘҉̮̌A̔͢N̛̮̰̱ ̴̐́D̵̔͗͡O̸̖̠ ͜W̖ͮ́͘Ö̫́̽͡R̷̡͏S̨͏̋E̦̋ͮ ͤ͏͍

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